In a new exclusive column, our man in the know reveals the secrets of life as a professional rugby player.
Wednesday 10 April 2013 16:33, UK
"I don't want to be part of the story. I want to be an anonymous, quiet onlooker who tries to work out what the hell is happening - it's not easy - and then tells other people about it. I don't like being a figure in the thing." John Simpson